"Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television." —Woody Allen... More

"Mere flim-flam stories, and nothing but shams and lies." — Miguel de Cervantes... More

"I don't think anyone should write their autobiography until after they're dead." — Samuel Goldwyn... More

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"The nineteenth century believed in science but the twentieth century does not." — Gertrude Stein... More

"Art is making something out of nothing and selling it." — Frank Zappa... More