"Humor is what happens when we're told the truth quicker and more directly than we're used to."
"If you're kinky at the end of the 20th century, you have to embrace the technology: you simply must have access to the Internet."
"I’m a fan of Schadenfreude as a concept, which doesn’t necessarily say good things about me."
"A movie star is not an artist, he is an art object."
"Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television." —Woody Allen... More
"There is only one thing that can kill the Movies, and that is education." — Will Rogers... More
"There is nothing more poetic and terrible than the skyscrapers' battle with the heavens that cover them.... More
"Mere flim-flam stories, and nothing but shams and lies." — Miguel de Cervantes... More
"The function of science fiction is not always to predict the future but sometimes to prevent it." — F... More
